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Cockney Sociopath, Lord Arnold Quagmire, was jailed for fun earlier today, a court claimed yesterday. Drenched ministers quivered visibly, as Chief Justice Roper (Elderly) broadcast details of Quagmire's crimes to "all and sundry", papers claimed, earlier. Drenched ministers quivered visibly, as "Judge Fudge" (Chief Justice Bensonson, 9) taunted defendants with a list of Quagmire's "crimes". Teenage "wide boy" Quagmire, 38, and his accomplice, Dave, had even commited crimes, which were commited in the past.Quagmire's crimes can now be listed here... 1) Smuggling litter!!!! 2) Dropping litter!!!! 3) Stealing litter!!!! 4) Aiding and abetting big geese!!!! 5) Rotating incorrectly!!!! 6) Litter!!!! The list even goes on... 4) Hitting!!!! 5) Fierce to the nuns!!!! - TO THE NICE NUNS 6) Even old ladies, aswell!!!! - NICE OLD LADIES ASWELL AS NICE NUNS 7) (Fierce to them too) 2) BASTARD!!!! 16) Aiding and abetting big geese!!!! Again!!!! Passing sentence, Judge said this; "Quagmire. You have commited crimes. Crimes in the past. Even fierce to the nice nuns and that." Quagmire has been sawn. |
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