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HAMMER'S HINGE PEOPLE One day, while exploring a Tibetan monastery, chart-topping rap superstar "Hammer" accidentally stole several ordinary looking hinges from doors in the building. However, little did he know that these hinges were in fact highly intelligent "hinge-people" who had come to Earth from a distant world in a desperate attempt to teach the human race about environmental issues. This, with Hammer's help, they managed to do, thus saving the planet, and leaving a whole generation free to grow up in a freedom loving Eutopian wonderland, goverened solely by market forces and arbitrary religious dogma. Hammer then did some impressive dancing, and everybody lived happily ever after. The end. |
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