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Good morning sire! I couldn't help noticing that unsightly ruffian you have chained up in your castle. And I couldn't help noticing how fiercely he smells. You see, sire, I may be able to help you here. I have in the region of forty purpose built freehold imprisonment chambers situated near the outskirts of town, and for a modest sum, a tower is yours for an agreed length of time, subject to a few, ahem, conditions. These exceptional properties will house up to seventeen menaces to society in the lowest possible standard. But hurry - as the "sale" must end at the close of business on Friday. Here's my card, sire. You can find me in the market square every day except Wednesday. Good day, sire! MAGNOLIA TOWERS plc - SQUALOR YOU CAN AFFORD |
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