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Uncle Muttley's mate's
ILLEGAL
Breeze-block orchestra


You are hereby cordially invited to an evening in the company of the infamous maestro "Uncle Muttley's Mate" and his recently banned "Breeze-block orchestra".

Plus guests, the Hindenberg paving slab quartet.

A recital of popular classics, performed through the medium of breeze- blocks.

Includes innovative and highly dangerous versions of Mozart's first horn concerto and Nessun Dorma, plus a potentially lethal rendition of "Morning" from Dvorak's New World Symphony.

Sadly, the irresponsible mis-use of building materials has yet to be acknowledged by the main stream of society as a valid artistic medium.


Government Health Warning

DO NOT GO TO SEE UNCLE MUTTLEY'S MATE'S ILLEGAL BREEZE-BLOCK ORCHESTRA


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